Archives Search Engine

Body:
Subject:
From:
(email address of poster)
List:
(limit search to one mailing list)
Date:
(e.g. 10 Jun 2005, Jun 2005, or 2005)
   Search tips

Searching for: +path:genhumor +(+date:jun +date:2008)
Viewing 1-25 of 56 matches from 36,110,418 documents1 2 3 | Next
1. [GENHUMOR] Baseball cards [1]
If anyone wonders why these are dated, it's when I wrote it. Baseball Cards August 1, 2004 I remember the days back in 1980 something that we went through a baseball card phase. My son had a lot of old baseball cards that were tied up in rubber bands and thrown in his junk drawer. One day while cleaning them out, I decided to put them in some kind of order. We found out he had quite a few old ones plus almost a full set of 1987 TOPPS baseball cards. My sister in law, Sandy has 3 boys and she got ou
2. [GENHUMOR] Query [1]
Am I still subscribed to the list? James H. Belknap jhsb56@att.net
3. Re: [GENHUMOR] Eat More Possum [1]
I love the suggestion -- and, often, the author has long since been separated from his/her material. However, I would like to suggest that if we've read something, especially in a newpaper or magazine or book, that we post where we read it (most recently!), so that at least we know where it ended up "last we knew". Thanks for the idea, Linda in Utah PS And, in that spirit, here's one: Woodrow Wilson said: "A man's rootage is more important than his leafage." (Very genealogical, I think) quoted in Bob D
4. Re: [GENHUMOR] Query [1]
what makes you think you are not subscribed? because there is nothing coming through on the list??? I am afraid to post anything, the people really come out when I post anything,.. they think I have no sense of humor > [Original Message] > From: James Belknap > To: > Date: 6/27/2008 5:46:42 AM > Subject: [GENHUMOR] Query > > Am I still subscribed to the list? > James H. Belknap > jhsb56@att.net > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list,
5. [GENHUMOR] Holy Grail of baseball [1]
This story may offend some people, If it offends you, please delete, but don't tell me it offended you or I will feel bad. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------ May 30, 2008 The Holy Grail of Baseball (The Sacred Cup) My grandson Max, signed up for little league baseball again this year, only this year they are required to wear a cup to protect
6. Re: [GENHUMOR] need a story please [1]
Thank you for the story.... The Rancher was the one that I wanted
7. [GENHUMOR] Fw: Supermarket Sounds.....(Carey) [1]
Super Market Surround Sounds A new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and breathe in the aroma of chocolate milk. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the sm
8. [GENHUMOR] Chirldren's books [1]
Don't anyone get up tight, it's only a humor thing. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Children's Books That Didn't Make the Cut: --------------------------------------------------------------- 1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's New Wife Robert 4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share 5 Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 7. Kathy Was So Bad He
9. [GENHUMOR] Another Redneck Joke? [1]
Here's another redneck joke... You Might Be a Redneck If.. ...Starting your car involves popping the hood. ...Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays. ...You've ever passed an afternoon by watching other people get their haircut. ...You whistle at women at church. ...You inherited a toilet plunger. ...You have no idea how many pets you have. ...You can't find your lawnmower. ...Your phone cord is a safety hazard. ...You've ever accepted an invitaion written on a bathroom wall.
10. [GENHUMOR] need a story please [1]
Dear List, Recently there was a story about a turtle on a post. At my computer it got deleted before it got shared... Could someone please send it again... Thank you so much bachile
11. [GENHUMOR] Fw: Welfare Office [1]
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, Trailed by 15 kids. 'WOW,' the social worker Exclaims, 'are they all yours?'' Yep they are all Mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to Find seats. Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.' 'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy. In disbelief,
12. [GENHUMOR] the cell phone [1]
Banning the Cell Phone As of July 1st, we have to have hands free cell phones. They say it's too much of a distraction.We can still dial the thing ,which is more of a distraction to me than talking while driving, . The lawmakers, having nothing else to worry about, are going to stop people from talking on the phone while they drive. If they want to ban something that is a distraction while you drive, they should ban all kids from cars while their parents are driving,. If they wanted to pull someone
13. [GENHUMOR] Answering machine [1]
The Answer Machine. Do you remember the first time you had to set up your answer machine, and you had to leave a message on it for others to hear? Was it embarrassing? Did you feel terrified of the machine? Well today my daughter and I were trying to leave a message on one, and my tongue twisted, I forgot half the words, everything went wrong. We should have had a camera set up so we could make takes of this procedure. I never laughed so hard, and usually half way through the message. About 20 times,
14. [GENHUMOR] How to stay young [1]
----- Original Message ----- From: Gloria Mornngstar To: Annette ; Dylantex@aol.com ; Edna Wakeham ; janet plutz ; Greg Cain ; Julia Murrell ; Karen J Biesboer ; Kay Scott ; Madelyn Jauron ; Mary Spencer ; Moejoew21@aol.com ; R1b2liv@aol.com ; Ron Christensen Sent: Tuesday, May 20, 2008 6:29 AM Subject: FW: THIS IS A GREAT ONE ----- We all need to read this one over and over until it becomes part of who we are! HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Try everything twice. On Madams tombstone (of Whela
15. [GENHUMOR] Fw: Husbands (Bonnie ) [1]
Husbands Dear Tide, I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse!
16. [GENHUMOR] Fw: SARCASM - Olgie [1]
AOL Email Sarcasm The Zen of Sarcasm 01. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 02. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 03. Its always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 04. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 05. Always rem
17. [GENHUMOR] B.O.L.O. for [1]
Some of these guys "Crack Me Up". "The desire of acquiring the comforts of the world haunts the imagination of the poor, and the dread of losing them that of the rich." -- Alexis de Tocqueville "A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune." -- Anonymous "I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, children, politicians ..., or bills - not necessarily in that order." "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you
18. [GENHUMOR] Eat More Possum [1]
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker. There are three kinds of memory - good, bad and convenient. "Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving." If Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women merged, would they become: Knott NOW!? I always thought if you had melted chocolate all over your hands, you weren't eating fast enough. ===-=== We interrupt this mailing for a short editorial ===-=== I know the veterans of this, The Greate
19. [GENHUMOR] Fw: GROWING OLDER.................Olgie [1]
AOL Email A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida Adult community. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a stranger here?" He replies, "I lived here years ago." "So, where were you all these years?" "In prison," he says. "Why did they put you in prison?" He looked at her, and very quietly said, "I killed my wife." "Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single...?!" ************************************
20. [GENHUMOR] Eat More Possum [1]
While attending a marriage seminar on communication, David and his wife listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?" David leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?" -------- Remember... ? A contractor was speaking with a woman about a job. In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.
21. [GENHUMOR] Blimp story page 3 [1]
page 3 Without volition I screamed my battle cry which is indistinguishable to the sound a little girl makes when you drop a spider down her dress (not that I'd know what that sounds like,) and leapt out of bed in my underwear. I struck the approaching menace with all my strength and almost fell over at the total lack of resistance that a helium balloon offers when you punch the living **** out of it with all the strength that sudden middle of the night terror produces. Its trajectory took it straight in
22. [GENHUMOR] Blood Pressure machine [1]
BLOOD PRESSURE MACHINE March 17, 2000 I was in the drug store waiting for my prescription to filled, when I saw a free blood pressure machine in the corner. I thought what the heck, as long as I have to wait, I'll see what my blood pressure is. You step on the scale to be weighed and stick your arm in this automated cuff thing and to my surprise, a really LOUD voice says "YOU WEIGH ----LBS." The cuff around my arm had been inflating and I couldn't get it out, the voice says "YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE IS---O
23. [GENHUMOR] Fw: Can't eat - Olgie [1]
Can't eat Beef ... Mad cow Can't eat chicken ... Bird flu Can't eat eggs ... Salmonella Can't eat pork... fears of trichinosis... Can't eat fish ... heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat Can't eat fruits and veggies ... insecticides and herbicides Hmmmmmm mmm!!!!!!!!!!!!! M M M M M M M M M M M I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!! Vote for your city's best dining and nightlife. City's Best 2008. -- I am using the free version o
24. [GENHUMOR] Which Are 'FUNNY'? [1]
2 of these are a Joke; the others have not yet been determined: How to save the airlines: _1). Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. _2). Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell - They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to
25. [GENHUMOR] What It Was Was... [1]
I know of some tech help-desk personnel this should go out to.... (maybe then I wouldn't seem so stupid) A customer called and couldn't get on the Internet:... Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. ****** Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. ****
Viewing 1-25 of 56 matches from 36,110,418 documents1 2 3 | Next

CPU seconds used 0.559915