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Greetings UFOer's!
While killing time on the mother ship, I found this amusing little ditty that
may make some of us take a moment to reflect:
"A Loving Family" and "Financial Security" have moved up
to second and third, respectively, on your list of life's goals,
but still lag far behind "Owning My Own Microfilm Reader."
A magical genie appears and agrees to grant your any one
wish, and you ask that the 1890 census be restored.
And finally:
Ed McMahon, several TV cameras a
