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From: "Camille & Debi" <>
Subject: Skippy
Date: Mon, 4 Feb 2002 19:28:18 -0500

Skippy

A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner. This is to be her
first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and
begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her
eyes water.

Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out
a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said
in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A
couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This
time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.

The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"

Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes later the
woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it.
She let rip a fart that rivaleda train whistle blowing. Once again, the
father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away
from her before she shits on you!"

Send this to someone who needs to laugh.

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