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Subject: Re: [Fwd: Thought you might be able to use some of these]
Date: Tue, 23 Feb 1999 15:50:55 EST

<< Humor only genealogists can appreciate:
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> My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal?
>
> My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated
>
> My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
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> Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
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> My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.
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> How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE??
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> I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap..
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> I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged
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> I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me ?
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> If only people came with pulldown menus and on-line help...
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> Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more!
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> It's 1998... Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are?
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> A family reunion is an effective form of birth control
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> A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots
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> A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away
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> After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted
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> Am I the only person up my tree ... sure seems like it
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> Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples
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> Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
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> FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
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> Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it
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> Genealogists are time unravelers
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> Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek!
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> Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people
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> "Crazy" is a relative term in my family
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> A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor
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> I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand
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> I Should have asked them BEFORE they died!
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> I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days
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> I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower
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> Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress
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> Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality
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> Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
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> It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a
>thief.
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> Many a family tree needs pruning
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> Shh! Be very, very quiet.... I'm hunting forebears.
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> Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
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> That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!
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> I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes
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> Genealogists live in the past lane
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> Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots!
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> Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree
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> All right! Everybody out of the gene pool!
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> Always willing to share my ignorance....
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> Documentation...The hardest part of genealogy
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> Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
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> Genealogy...will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
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> That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards
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> I researched my family tree ... and apparently I don't exist!
>
> SO MANY ANCESTORS...........................SO LITTLE TIME! >>

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