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From: Kathryn Y Langston <>
Subject: Re: [ARIZARD-L] OFF SUB: 2 Cute ? jokes-short- religious content
Date: Sun, 2 Sep 2001 13:49:01 -0500


I have a cousin who is a retired preacher and he sent this, so maybe
its not in "bad taste" to send it out. But sounds like it could be my
little grandsons! (hope not)

I don't usually send out jokes, but I thought some of you might
enjoy them. And for those who prefer genealogy only I do apologize
for any inconvience and promise not to make a habit of posting jokes.
Kathryn
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TODAY'S LAUGH
A couple had two very mischievous boys who were 8 and 10 years old.
Whenever there was trouble in town, the couple knew the boys were
involved.
One day, their mother heard that a local clergyman was great at
disciplining children, so she asked him to speak to her boys. He agreed
to
meet with them individually, and
she sent her younger son along to his office.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the boy down and
asked
him "Where is God?" The boy's eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped, but he

didn't reply. The clergyman repeated the question, but with more
strictness: "Where is God?!" Again, the boy didn't answer, he just sat
stock-still in his seat. Furious, the clergyman shook his finger in the
boy's face as he shouted again "WHERE IS GOD?!"
The boy screamed, ducked out of the room, ran all the way home and right
into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother
found him hiding in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
Trembling and gasping, his younger brother replied, "We are in BIG
trouble
this time, dude. God is missing -- and they think WE did it!"

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BIBLE:

A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly,
"I know what Bible means!" His father smiled and replied.....
"What do you mean, you "know" what the Bible means?"
The son replied, "I do know!" "Okay," said his father.
"So, Son, what does the Bible mean?"
"That's easy, Daddy.......
It stands for "Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth."













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