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From: Mike <>
Subject: Agreement... :-)
Date: Thu, 17 Apr 2003 21:09:11 -0500

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To
their surprise, they found
the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along side
the road.

A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American
soldier in a ditch on the other
side of the road, who was still barely alive.

They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had
happened. "Well," he
whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came
across this heavily armed
Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Saddam
Hussein is an unprincipled,
lying piece of trash!"

He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton, Hillary
Clinton, Tom Daschle, Ted
Kennedy and most of your Democrats are unprincipled, lying pieces of
trash, too!"

"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."

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• Agreement... :-) by Mike <>