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From: "Sara Weiss" <>
Subject: RE the Schitt family
Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2003 22:57:59 +0100


Monifa - you get funnier ( I am reading this list from the top down)

Sadie
"Monifa" <> wrote in message news:...
> I loved this one, thought I share it with fellow hunters!
>
> Who Is Jack Schitt?
>
>
>
> The lineage revealed. Many people are at a
> loss for a response when someone says, "You
> don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can handle
> the situation.
> Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe
> Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate,
> married Awe Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep
> N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married
> Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple
> produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla
> Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the
> twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
>
> After being married 15 years, Jack and
> Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later
> married Mr. Sherlock, and because her
> kids were living with them, she wanted
> to keep her previous name. She was then
> known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
>
> Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt
> married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
> Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they
> produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to
> tour the world. He recently returned from
> Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
>
> Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable
> throughout childhood and subsequently
> married the Happens brothers in a dual
> ceremony. The wedding was announced
> in the newspapers as the Schitt-Happens
> wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were
> Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
>
> So now when someone says, "You don't know
> Jack Schitt" you can correct them.
>
>
> --
> Monifa A. Marrero
> St. Thomas, U.S. Virgin Islands
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