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From: "mlydeb" <>
Subject: [CASANDIE-L] Fw: [NYSTEUBE-L] Fw: Fw: Fw: Proverbs (a little genealogy humor)
Date: Fri, 19 Feb 1999 23:33:12 -0500

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From: Suzanne Guinn <>
To: <>
Date: Friday, February 19, 1999 11:26 PM
Subject: [NYSTEUBE-L] Fw: Fw: Fw: Proverbs (a little genealogy humor)

Tho't you all might like a little humor break!
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> >
> > >Humor only genealogists can appreciate:
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> > >>
> > >>My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal?
> > >>
> > >>My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated
> > >>
> > >>My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
> > >>
> > >>Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
> > >>
> > >>My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.
> > >>
> > >>How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE??
> > >>
> > >>I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap..
> > >>
> > >>I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged
> > >>
> > >>I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me ?
> > >>
> > >>If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help...
> > >>
> > >>Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two
more!
> > >>
> > >>It's 1999... Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are?
> > >>
> > >>A family reunion is an effective form of birth control
> > >>
> > >>A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots
> > >>
> > >>A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away
> > >>
> > >>After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted
> > >>
> > >>Am I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it
> > >>
> > >>Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad
apples
> > >>
> > >>Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
> > >>
> > >>FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
> > >>
> > >>Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it
> > >>
> > >>Genealogists are time unravelers
> > >>
> > >>Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek!
> > >>
> > >>Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people
> > >>
> > >>"Crazy" is a relative term in my family
> > >>
> > >>A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor
> > >>
> > >>I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand
> > >>
> > >>I Should have asked them BEFORE they died!
> > >>
> > >>I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days
> > >>
> > >>I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower
> > >>
> > >>Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress
> > >>
> > >>Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality
> > >>
> > >>Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like
fools!
> > >>
> > >>It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening
or a
> > >thief.
> > >>
> > >>Many a family tree needs pruning
> > >>
> > >>Shh! Be very, very quiet.... I'm hunting forebears.
> > >>
> > >>Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
> > >>
> > >>That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!
> > >>
> > >>I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes
> > >>
> > >>Genealogists live in the past lane
> > >>
> > >>Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots!
> > >>
> > >>Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree
> > >>
> > >>Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool!
> > >>
> > >>Always willing to share my ignorance....
> > >>
> > >>Documentation...The hardest part of genealogy
> > >>
> > >>Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
> > >>
> > >>Genealogy...will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
> > >>
> > >>That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards
> > >>
> > >>I researched my family tree... and apparently I don't exist!
> > >>
> > >>SO MANY ANCESTORS...........................SO LITTLE TIME!
> > >>
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