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From: "Jan Davis" <>
Subject: PARTY 2004
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 16:32:09 -0800
Hey, I just woke up in the back of the sleigh and nobody else was there. I must have fallen asleep on the trip over the pond! Where did everybody go? It's really cold out here on the moor. Somebody is making spooky noises out there in the fog. I tried using my cell phone to call the AAA for help and it just laughed at me! Also doesn't this sleigh have OnStar????
Somebody come out and lead me into the Jamaica Inn. I'm out in the fog, literally and figuratively.
Where is the nearest Starbucks??? I could really use a cup of coffee! And a biscotti. But I'll hold out for a pasty.
Hey, who took my fish tacos? They are gone! I'm sure glad I wore my stylish longjohns under my sarong! It's dang cold out here!
Whoever comes out looking for me, my sarong shows up in the dark. I will jump up and down so you can see me. Also, to keep warm!!!