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From: "Kenneth Harris" <>
Subject: Fw: [CON] Party 2004
Date: Tue, 14 Dec 2004 00:56:16 -0000
Prince Brian Lucky Horney
Regret I jumped the gun and set out across country via Roughtor and Brown
Willey on the back of Cam El the Golden Camel Overseer of Camelford .The
Gannel Crake passed me going a ultra spiritual speed Carrying the "Pirate
"of Crantock and slung beneath the Crakes Scrawney neck was a net loaded
with many tinnies of Cornish Doom Bar Ale - that refreshment that reaches
the length and breadth of Bodmin Moor and the depths of Dozmary Pool.
I know It reaches the depths of Dozmary Cos Cam El and I were confronted by
the black beast of Bodmin Moor followed in turn by some Barking dog! Cam El
took off at a pace and didn't stop until it reached Dozmary where it stopped
suddenly at the waters edge and jetisoned yours truly into the Pool. The
Crake flying overhead laughed so much at the sight that she dropped the
beer and Doom Bar and I entered the water together. Alls well that ends well
I recover the beer and CamEl and I am now drying off by Jamaica's log fire
and downing a Doom Bar or two with wonderful punch chacers and magnificant
company. You must be getting near by now see you soon O Magnificent Big
Brother, Lucky Horny.
Yours - Bumble-Whizz Chiggy Stig Grand Duke Kenneth of Camelford.
----- Original Message -----
From: "brian harris" <>
Sent: Monday, December 13, 2004 9:35 PM
Subject: [CON] Party 2004
> Crown Princess Fran-Lucky Saffron-Tinker-Toes
> Never mind about the Beast look out for the Gannel Crake, black by day and
> white by night, it should be on its way via Camelford with my bother on
> board.. Ive hijacked the Newquay Surf Rider ( a road train ) and
> make it, I am picking up parrot and moose food from the Newquay zoo on
> route. I shall be wearing, wooly long Johns, wellies and a bow tie After
> the 20th why not come back via the Surf Capital we have 14 night clubs
> a capaciy of 10.000, plenty of room for the livestock on the Barrowfield.
> Prince Brian Lucky Horny.
> The Marshall, His Incomparable Potency, Prince Brian. The Superior Slayer
> Aka Brian in Newquay - The UKs surf capital.
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