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From: "Judy \(Ogilvie\) Petersen" <>
Subject: Fw: Fw: If My Body Were A Car
Date: Fri, 5 May 2006 18:36:39 -0500


Subject: Fwd: Fw: If My Body Were A Car









If My Body Were A Car

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking
about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and
scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but
that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's
especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful
as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.......either my
radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!








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