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From: "Don Rickman" <>
Subject: [CRF] Fw: Surgery
Date: Mon, 4 Sep 2000 09:32:09 -0500




> > A friend sent this to me. It's so funny & a lot of truth in the last
one.
> > I laughed so hard my hubby thorught I had lost it>
> > Please let me know what you think of it.
> > Marilyn in Mo.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > > > > > >Subject: Surgery
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients
> >to operate on.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my
> > > > > > > operating table, because when you open them up,
> >everything inside is numbered."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try
> >electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians
> >are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like
> >construction workers...those guys always understand
> when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when
> the job takes longer than you said it would."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
> > > > > > > "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate
> > > > > > > on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head
> > > > > > > and butt are interchangeable."
> > > > > > >
> > > > >


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