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From: "Moira Forde" <>
Subject: [Cork] FW: MLFHS: A FAMILY HISTORIANS LAMENT
Date: Sun, 11 May 2003 19:26:06 +0100

Dear All

This appeared on the Yorks FH List & I thought you would enjoy it.


A FAMILY HISTORIANS LAMENT

AUTHOR UNKNOWN

I've been doing family history for nearly 30 years,
Diligently tracing my illustrious forebears,
>From Pigeon Lake to Peterborough, Penrith to Penzance,
My merry band of ancestors has led me quite a dance.
There's cooks from Kent and guards from Gwent and chimney sweeps from
Chester.
There's even one daft fisherman lived all his life in Leicester,
There's no- one rich or famous, no not even well-to-do,
Though a second cousin twice removed once played in goal for Crewe.
I've haunted record offices from Gillingham to Jarrow,
The little grey cells of my mind would humble Hercule Poirot.
I've deciphered bad handwriting that would shame a three year old,
And brought the black sheep of the family back to the fold.
My bride of just three minuets, I left standing in the church,
As I nipped into the graveyard for a spot of quick research.
Eventually I found an uncle, sixty years deceased.
That was far more satisfying than a silly wedding feast,
After three weeks of wedded bliss, my wife became despondent
She named the public records office as the co-respondent.
I didn't even notice when she packed her bags and went
I was looking for a great granddad's will who'd died in Stoke on Trent
But now my 30 year obsession's lying in the bin
Last Tuesday week, I heard some news that made me pack it in.
Twas then my darling mother, who is not long for this earth,
Casually informed me they'd adopted me at birth!

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