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Subject: Humor
Date: Fri, 5 Mar 1999 08:34:26 EST

A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She soon married again and had 7 children. Again her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally
croaked. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the lord above,
thanking him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandments to "go
forth and multiply"...In his final eulogizing, he noted, "thank you lord that
they're finally together"...Leaning over to his neighbor, one mourner asked:
"Do you think he means her first ,second or third husband ?" I think he means
her legs.

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