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Subject: [DHC] The Redneck's Having Triplets!
Date: Fri, 4 May 2001 00:13:20 EDT

Back in the woods, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the
night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there
was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said,
"Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a baby boy was
brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to
put the lantern down ... I think there's yet another one to come." Sure
enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a
great hurry to be putting down that lantern ... It seems there's yet another
one in there!" cried the doctor. The redneck scratched his head in
bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "Do you think it's the light that's
attractin' 'em?"







"Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will
leave footprints in your heart."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

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