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Subject: [DHC] Just some humor I pass along
Date: Tue, 7 Aug 2001 09:59:59 EDT

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs
on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.  The bartender approaches
and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."  The bear,
becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.  The bartender
tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent
bears in bars in Billings."  The bear, very angry now, says, "If you
don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of
the bar."  The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."
  The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman.
He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.  The bartender
states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars
in Billings who are on drugs."
  The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

.........You're gonna love this..........

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.The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."


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