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Subject: [FOLKLORE FAMILY] Re: If You Are Unhappy ~~ADULT~~
Date: Thu, 1 Mar 2001 11:53:35 EST

Once upon a time, there was a little black sparrow
who decided not to fly south for the winter.

However, soon the weather turned so cold that he
started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to
form on his wings, and he fell to earth in a barnyard,
almost frozen. A cow passed by and shit on the little
sparrow. the sparrow thought it was the end. But, the
shit warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and
happy, able to breath, he started to sing. Just then a
large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated
the sounds.

The cat cleared away the shit, found the chirping
bird and promptly ate him.


The moral of the story:

1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.

2. Everyone who gits you out of the shit is not necessarily your
friend.

3. And, if you are warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your
mouth shut.



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"I believe that friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when
our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."
Richiele 'Marie ICQ #63829109 (FISHY)
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