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From: "Raymond Foster" <>
Subject: Unidentified subject!
Date: Wed, 3 Nov 1999 19:20:35 -0800


I have a feeling that this is as old as celibacy...

The pope had become very ill and was taken to many
doctors, all of whom could not figure out how to cure
him. Finally he was brought to an old physician, who
stated that he could figure it out.

After about an hour's examination the doctor came out and
told the cardinals that he knew what was wrong. He said
that the bad news was that it was a rare disorder of the
testicles. He said that the good news was that all the
pope had to do to be cured was to have sex.

Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued
about it at length. Finally they went to the pope with
the doctor and explained the situation.

After some thought, the pope stated, "I agree, but under
four conditions."

The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an
uproar. Over all of the noise there arose a single voice
that asked, "And what are the four conditions?"

The room stilled. There was a long pause... The pope
replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she
cannot see with whom she is having sex. Second, she must
be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having
sex. And third she must be dumb so that if somehow she
figures out with whom she is having sex, she can tell no
one."

After another long pause a voice arose and asked, "And
the fourth condition?"

The pope smiled and replied, "Big tits."

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