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From: "Erma A. Roberts" <>
Subject: Re: Unidentified subject!
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 1999 20:48:28 -0700


This is not that kind of site and I suggest you take you dirty mind
somewhere else

Raymond Foster wrote:

> I have a feeling that this is as old as celibacy...
>
> The pope had become very ill and was taken to many
> doctors, all of whom could not figure out how to cure
> him. Finally he was brought to an old physician, who
> stated that he could figure it out.
>
> After about an hour's examination the doctor came out and
> told the cardinals that he knew what was wrong. He said
> that the bad news was that it was a rare disorder of the
> testicles. He said that the good news was that all the
> pope had to do to be cured was to have sex.
>
> Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued
> about it at length. Finally they went to the pope with
> the doctor and explained the situation.
>
> After some thought, the pope stated, "I agree, but under
> four conditions."
>
> The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an
> uproar. Over all of the noise there arose a single voice
> that asked, "And what are the four conditions?"
>
> The room stilled. There was a long pause... The pope
> replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she
> cannot see with whom she is having sex. Second, she must
> be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having
> sex. And third she must be dumb so that if somehow she
> figures out with whom she is having sex, she can tell no
> one."
>
> After another long pause a voice arose and asked, "And
> the fourth condition?"
>
> The pope smiled and replied, "Big tits."

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