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From: "Patty Ramirez" <>
Subject: Fw: HYMN #365
Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2006 19:59:50 -0500

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Subject: HYMN #365

A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in
the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all
the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,
nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall
We Gather at the River."

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