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From: "Geo." <>
Subject: Re: [trivvies] Camarilla Essence
Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 11:13:39 +0800
References: <NDEFKGNMBDJJNKFGCNCIOEHPCNAA.graceland1@xtra.co.nz>


Dear Ms. Griffiths,
We regret to inform you that having failed to answer "YES" to *any* of the
queries addressed to you in the matter of source materials for the
production of our exclusive "Eau de Camarille" essence we are unable to
accept any of your socks for use in this high-class product.
Yours Faithfully,
Generous Geo. Partner, etc.

> I reply to your questions below.

> >They have to meet our strict criteria though - we don't just take any old
> >socks, you know !!!
> I KNOW!!

> A) are they toe socks ?
> Sure...says Di sewing in between the toes of her socks!!

> B) are they stripey ?
> Sure....Di gets out the crayons.

> C) will they look fab'n'groovy with a skirt & boots ?
> Sure...now would I wear anything else???????

> D) will they look fab'n'groovy with trousers ?
> Sure......I always wear 'em with me trousers!!

> E) will they make people shake their heads in disbelief ?
> Sure...they do it all the time!!

> F) can they be worn by people of all ages - even if people of all ages
don't
> want to wear them ???
> Sure.....they are stretchy!!

> If you can truthfully answer YES to ALL of the above, please come to our
> Trivington office at 11am (Trivington time) tomorrow morning, with said
> garments.

> Sure.....muttering....I will have to be up late..they forget it is
different
> time here!!

> Yours for myself
> Di

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