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From: "Howard Fuller" <>
Subject: Re: [trivvies] Sharon's emporium.
Date: Tue, 4 Feb 2003 05:59:32 -0000
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And do they serve toasted tea-cakes with lots of butter oozing from them in
Nellie's tearooms? They do?! Right, never mind the present need to watch my
diet, I'm on my way - from fond childish memories of Bobbies' tearooms in
Bournemouth yonks ago !!


----- Original Message -----
From: "The Trivvie" <>
To: <>
Sent: Sunday, February 02, 2003 11:44 PM
Subject: [trivvies] Sharon's emporium.

> Gooooood dayyy Ladies and Gentlemen,
> I have a much needed (I feel) announcement to make. We have today in our
> wonderful village of Trivington the opening of an Emporium (shop if you
> talks like what I doz ).
> On sale at bargain prices will be ladies and gentlemens Undiewear, along the
> grapevine I heard there may be a need for these items. Other items of use
> clothing, shoes etc. Our basement will be solely devoted to the Musical
> variety of goods, albums, equipment etc. Only classics to be found here,
> pre 1969. Finally our top floor has been devoted to the most delightful
> tearooms. Tea will be served all day at only resonable prices.
> No expense has been spared on this tastefully decorated building including
> new Lifts and only the best escalators dont want my customers getting tired
> you know.
> The staff here are friendly and helpful come along and see us. Turn right
> at the telephone exchange and you will find us at the end of the street
> opposite the entrance to the Treacle MInes.
> So come and visit Sharon's Emporium incorporating Nellie's tearooms. Good
> old fashioned service with a smile. There will be a free cup of tea for all
> visitors on our first day.
> From
> Sharon ( Emporium Proprietor)
> > You said you could never actually meet me cos I'd make you laugh too much
> &
> > you'd wet your knicks !! So - that means I could never stay with you cos
> you
> > & your bladder wouldn't be able to cope !!!!
> >
> > :o))
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