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From: EJD <"ejd2(remove)"@worldnet.att.net>
Subject: Riviera Genealogical Society Announces New Instant Royalty Program!
Date: Sat, 18 Sep 1999 12:59:43 -0700
Have a Hankering for a Handle?
Look no further!
The Riviera Genealogical Society is proud to announce a new program specifically
designed for all previously undocumented Irish Royals and Nobles! The new
program, Instant Recognition of Royal Styles and Titles (IRRSTTM) will allow you
to impress all your friends and neighbors with your fully recognized and
documented status as royalty!
The new program is simplicity itself! You simply tell us what style and/or title
you wish to be known by, and we then refer to you as such in all our official
announcements. You may even qualify to open one of our conferences (Jolly Good
conferences they are too...)! You then use these announcements as recognition of
your style and titles! Looks great on your resume!
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):
Who may participate? Everyone! Our new IRRSTTM program was started, on
a trial basis, with some favored friends. However, in line with our
Riviera principles of democracy and republicanism, the program is now
available to all!
Granny always said that I was descended from Kings, but I have no
proof... No problem! Our new IRRSTTM program is specifically designed
for those whose noble and/or royal status is undocumented! Situations
already catered for include:
a. Unhistorical usages,
b. Self-assumed titles,
c. Non-officially recognized styles and titles, and
d. Bogus titles!
What styles and titles are available? The Riviera Genealogical Society
is pleased to provide recognition for Royal/Noble styles and titles,
in one simple, single package! Examples of available styles include:
"His Excellency" and "His Royal Highness" - other styles available on
request. An example of a standard product in our title range would be
"Prince of Dunleary" - note that available titles are limited only by
your imagination! On request*, titles can be included in your full
style, as in "His Royal Highness, The Mick, Prince of Dunleary"
(*extra charge applies for this comprehensive product).
What costs are involved? Free to our first 100 applicants, or until
12/1/1999, whichever comes first! However, due to anticipated demand
for our new IRRSTTM program, and the need to recruit extra
administrative staff, a processing fee will apply thereafter. Please
note that there is no charge for the recognition as such; the fee is
purely to cover our costs, plus an honorarium. We are proud that our
honors are indeed honors, and are not sold! A provisional schedule of
fees is as follows:
a. Noble titles or styles 100 Zorkmids
b. Royal titles or styles 1,000 Zorkmids
c. Imperial titles or styles 10,000 Zorkmids
d. Full style and title, twice charge for title or style alone.
Riviera Genealogical Society
p.s. "Dunleary" is the accepted marketing brand for the coastal strip of Riviera
County - just to the south of Dublin City. The brand was developed through
community tourism, in which Riviera Genealogical Society is a very active
player. The brand has been adopted by Bus Riviera, Riviera Tourism Ltd. and the
RART (Riviera Area Rapid Transit - rail), amongst others. Checkout:
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