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From: Kim Cahoon <>
Subject: RE: Quick method LDS passenger list look-up
Date: Tue, 11 Nov 1997 11:08:57 -0500


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Jennifer,

Here are some more jokes that my husband is passing around.

Kim Cahoon

MCS Customer Support Administrator
DTN: 535-4563

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Hi,
I didn/t know if we have access to this, but I thought that I would pass
it along for you to glance at. Have a great week.

Jennifer Irvine, CA

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Easy way to find Passenger List at the LDS FHL.

Using the Family History Library Catalog (on compact disc).

Getting started:

With the FamilySearch title screen displayed, press [enter].
The FamilySearch main menu will be displayed.

Next, press [down arrow] to move the bar to "Library Catalog", and press
[enter]. A
message on the screen will instruct you to insert the library catalog
compact disc into
the compact disc drive.

Insert the disc. The computer will display the catalog main menu and
list
the types of
searches you can conduct.

Using the [down arrow]

Select: Film / Fiche Number Search

TYPE the film # from the appropriate listing below.

Then press [F12] to begin the search.

In a moment, the computer will display the complete list that is in the
Series.

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A supplemental index to passenger lists of vessels arriving at Atlantic &
Gulf Coast ports (excluding New York) 1820-1874.
Film # 0418161

Index (Soundex) to passenger lists of vessels arriving at Baltimore,
1897-
1952.
Film # 1373824

Passenger lists of vessels arriving at Baltimore, 1820-1921 ; Quarterly
abstracts of passenger lists of vessels arriving at Baltimore, 1820-1869.
Film # 0417383

Index to passenger lists of vessels arriving at Baltimore, 1833-1866
(city
passenger lists).
Film # 0821565

Passenger lists of vessels arriving at Boston, 1820-1891 : with index
1848-
1891.
Film # 0205656

Crew lists of vessels arriving in New Bedford, Massachusetts, 1917-1932.
Film # 1578398

Index to passengers arriving at New Bedford, 1902-1954; Passenger lists
of
vessels arriving at New Bedford, 1902-1942.
Film # 1412572

Index to passenger lists of vessels arriving at New York, June 16, 1897-
June 30, 1902 (T0519) ;
Film # 0543449

Index (soundex) to passenger lists of vessels arriving at
New York, July 1, 1902-December 31, 1943 (T0621) ;
Film # 1379501

Passenger and crew lists of vessels arriving at New York, 1897-1924
(T0715).
Film # 1403751

Register of vessels arriving at the Port of New York from foreign ports,
1789-1919.
Film # 1415143

Passenger Lists of Vessels Arriving at New York, NY, 1820--1897.
Film # 0002246

Passenger and crew lists of vessels arriving at New York, 1897-1924
Film # 1403751

Passenger lists of vessels arriving at New Orleans, 1820-1921 ;Index to
passenger lists
of vessels arriving in New Orleans, 1853 -1952.
Film # 0543403

Quarterly abstracts of passenger lists of vessels arriving at New
Orleans,
1820-1875.
Film # 0200235

Index to lists of passengers arriving at Philadelphia, 1883-1948; book
indexes, 1906-1926; passenger lists, 1883-1921.
Film # 1380256

Index to lists of passengers arriving at Philadelphia, 1883-1948; book
indexes, 1906-1926; passenger lists, 1883-1921.
Film # 1380256

Passenger lists of vessels arriving at Philadelphia, 1800-1882 with index
1800-1906.
Film # 0419424

Passenger lists of vessels arriving at Portland, Maine, 1893-1943 ;
Index,
1893-1954.
Film # 1412619

Subject index to correspondence and case files of the Immigration and
Naturalization Service, 1903-1952.
Film # 1527605

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From: Cahoon_Robert <>
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Subject: Jokes
Date: Tue, 11 Nov 1997 10:43:42 -0500
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Thought this was cute.
>
>A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
>said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
>He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
>
>The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into
>a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
>The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it
to
>his pocket.
>
>The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
>princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
>Again, the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into
his
>pocket.
>
>Finally , the frog asked, What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
>beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you and do anything you want.
>Why won't you kiss me?"
>The boy looked at the frog and replied, "Look I'm an engineer. I
don't
>have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.

> A BAKED BEAN STORY
> ==================
>
> Once upon a time there lived a man who had a maddening passion
for baked
> beans. He loved them but they always had a very embarrassing and
somewhat
> lively reaction on him.
>
> Then one day he met a lovely girl and fell in love. When it was
apparent
> that they would marry, he thought to himself "She will never go for
this
> carry - on ". So he made a supreme sacrifice and gave up the beans.
They
> married shortly afterwards.
>
> Some months later his car broke down on the way home from work
and since
> they lived inn the country he called his wife and told her he would
be late
> home. On the way home he passed a small cafe. The aroma of freshly
baked beans
> was overwhelming. Since he had several miles to walk he figured he
could walk
> off any ill effects of baked beans. All the way home he farted, and
after
> arriving he felt reasonably safe that he had farted his best.
>
> His wife, somewhat agitated and surprised to see him, exclaimed,
"I have
> a wonderful surprise for dinner tonight". She then blindfolded him
and led
> him to a chair at the dinner table. He seated himself, and just as
she was
> ready to remove the blindfold, the phone rang. She made him promise
not to
> remove the blindfold until she returned, then she went to answer the
> phone.
> Seizing the opportunity, he shifted his weight onto one cheek and
let go. It
> was not only loud but as ripe as rotten eggs. He took the napkin
from his
> lap and rigorously fanned the air about him. He had just returned to
normal
> when he felt another one coming so he shifted his weight again and
let go.
> This was a prize winner! While keeping his ear on the conversation
in the
hall,
> he went on like this for ten minutes until he heard the farewells on
the phone

> , which indicated the end of his freedom. He placed the napkin on
his lap and
> folded his hands on top of it, smiling contentedly to himself. He
was the very
> picture of innocence when his wife returned, apologizing for taking
so
> long.
> She asked him if had peaked and he of course assured her he had
not.
>
> At this point she removed the blindfold and there was his
surprise - twelve
> dinner guests seated around the table for his birthday.
>

Here is another one:

As everybody knows, all engineers go to heaven.
once, however, an engineer was accidentally sent to hell.
The engineer installed running water, air conditioning, and a fax in
Satan's
office.
Gradually hell became an agreeable place.
When God heard of this, he was furious.
He went to satan, and demanded the engineer at once. satan refused.
God said,"if you don't give me the engineer, I shall take you to
court".
Satan didn't seem worried. He said,"you can't do that".
"and why not ?..."
"where do you think you are going to get a lawyer from ?"

One more for mikee:

In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about
to be guillotined. The priest puts his head on the block, they
pull
the rope and nothing happens -- he declares that he's been saved
by
divine intervention -- so he's let go. The lawyer is put on the
block, and again the rope doesn't release the blade, he claims he
can't be executed twice for the same crime and he is set free too.
They grab the engineer and shove his head into the guillotine, he
looks up at the release mechanism and says, "Wait a minute, I see
your
problem......"

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