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From: "Edna Wakeham" <>
Subject: [GENHUMOR] The sports Fisherman (Arca Max)
Date: Thu, 19 Oct 2006 13:01:04 -0700 (Pacific Standard Time)


While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He
could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned
craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist
shouted, "are there any gators around here?!"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "Ain't been any for years!"

Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming toward the shore. As he got
closer to shore he shouted to the guy again "What did you do to get rid of
the gators?"

"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em all."


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