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From: "Edna Wakeham" <>
Subject: [GENHUMOR] Fw: A BAPTIST DINNER lgie
Date: Sun, 1 Jun 2008 21:05:59 -0500

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BAPTIST DINNER
A group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to
get
together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. The lady of the
house
was to prepare the meal.

When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts, Janet wanted to
outdo
all the others. Janet decided to have mushroom-smothered steak. But
mushrooms
are expensive. She then told her husband, 'No mushrooms. They are too
high.'

He said, 'Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those
mushrooms? There are plenty in the creek bed.'

She said, 'No, some wild mushrooms are poison.'

He said, 'Well, I see varmints eating them and they're OK.' So Janet
decided to give it a try. She picked a bunch, washed, sliced, diced them
for
her smothered steak. Then she went out on the back porch and gave Ol' Spot
(the
yard dog) a double handful. Ol' Spot ate every bite. All morning long,
Janet
watched Ol' Spot and the wild mushrooms didn't seem to affect him, so she
decided to use them. The meal was a great success, and Janet even hired a
helper lady from town to help her serve. She had on a white apron and a
fancy
little cap on her head. After everyone had finished, they relaxed,
socialized,
and played 42 and dominoes. About then, the helper lady from town came in
and
whispered in Janet's ear. She said, 'Mrs. Williams, Ol' Spot just died.'

Janet went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down, she called
the
doctor and told him what had happened. The doctor said, 'That's bad, but I
think we can take care of it. I will call for an ambulance and I will be
there
as quickly as possible. We'll give everyone enemas and we will pump out
everyone's stomach. Everything will be fine. Just keep them calm.'

Soon they could hear the siren as the ambulance was coming down the
road.
The EMTs and the doctor had their suitcases, syringes, and a stomach pump.
One
by one, they took each person into the bathroom, gave them an enema, and
pumped
out their stomach.

After the last one was finished, the doctor came out and said, 'I
think
everything will be fine now.' and left.

They were all looking pretty weak sitting around the living room and
about
this time the helper lady came in and said, 'You know, that fellow that ran
over
Ol' Spot never even stopped.'


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