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From: "Chuck" <>
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Date: Fri, 31 Mar 2006 14:18:56 -0600
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The Perfect Bartender

A man enters a bar and discovers the bartender is a robot.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality,biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology and a TV special last night on PBS.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him a
perfectly prepared drink and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about 100."


This time the robot starts talking about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, fast food, guns and primetime TV. Really impressed, the man again leaves the bar to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns. The robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."


And the robot says... very slowly... "So.... ya ... gonna ... run ... for ... Congress ... again?"

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