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Subject: Military Evaluations
Date: Fri, 3 Mar 2000 22:35:48 EST


Enjoy the following evaluations. Some are quite graphic and induce mental
images. As you can see, it is not limited to nationality.

Actual lines out of US Military OERs (Officer Efficiency
Reports):

- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

- Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

- A room temperature IQ.

- Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it
all together.

- A prime candidate for natural deselection.

- Bright as Alaska in December.

- Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train
isn't coming.

- So dense, light bends around him.

- If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

- If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice
a week.

- Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.

- Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

Actual excerpts from Royal Navy and Marines officer fitness
reports:

- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of
curiosity.

- I would not breed from this officer.

- He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his
entire
satisfaction.

- He would be out of his depth in a puddle.

- This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

- Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has
started to dig.

- She sets low personal standards and then consistently
fails to achieve
them.

- He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.

- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered
like a rat in a
trap.

- This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

John N. Case, Jr., BS, DVM John N. Case, Jr., BS, DVM
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