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Date: Tue, 17 Jun 2003 09:27:52 EDT


> Subject: Hillary Clinton
>
>     A stock broker, on his way home from work in NY City, came to a
> dead halt in  traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse
> than
> usual.    Nothing's even moving."
>
>     He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the
> lines of  cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer what's the
> hold up?"
>
>     The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is just so depressed about
> all the New  Yorkers making her the butt of so many jokes, she stopped her
> motorcade in  the middle of the freeway and she's threatening to douse
> herself in
> gasoline   and set herself on fire.  She says her husband is running around
> on
> her more  than ever and the Democrats told her to forget about the
> presidency
> in 2004.
>     So we're taking up a collection for her."
>
>     The broker asks "Oh really?  How much have you got so far?"
>
>     The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are
> still siphoning





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