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From: "Lynn Clarke" <>
Subject: [KSCLOUD] I would like to dedicate this song......
Date: Sat, 5 Feb 2000 01:47:38 -0600

to all the geneologist who have worked so hard tracing their lineages.

----- Original Message -----
From: Ian Berry <>
To: <>
Sent: Saturday, February 05, 2000 11:47 AM
Subject: [LAN] Poem


> > "I'm My Own Grandpa"
> Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
> I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
> This widow had a grown-up daughter
> Who had hair of red.
> My father fell in love with her,
> And soon the two were wed.
> This made my dad my son-in-law
> And changed my very life.
> My daughter was my mother,
> For she was my father's wife.
> To complicate the matters worse,
> Although it brought me joy,
> I soon became the father
> Of a bouncing baby boy.
> My little baby then became
> A brother-in-law to dad.
> And so became my uncle,
> Though it made me very sad.
> For if he was my uncle,
> Then that also made him brother
> To the widow's grown-up daughter
> Who, of course, was my step-mother.
> Father's wife then had a son,
> Who kept them on the run.
> And he became my grandson,
> For he was my daughter's son.
> My wife is now my mother's mother
> And it makes me blue.
> Because, although she is my wife,
> She's my grandmother too.
> If my wife is my grandmother,
> Then I am her grandchild.
> And every time I think of it,
> It simply drives me wild.
> For now I have become
> The strangest case you ever saw.
> As the husband of my grandmother,
> I am my own grandpa!
>
>
>
>
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