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From: "James Leggett" <>
Subject: Re: [KYMONTGO-L] Phunnie for the week
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2000 04:07:16 PST


Good one, I have passed it on .....


>From: "Jean Dalrymple" <>
>Reply-To:
>To:
>Subject: [KYMONTGO-L] Phunnie for the week
>Date: Sun, 6 Feb 2000 08:02:11 -0700
>
>
>1.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
>2.On an electrician's truck: "Let us look into your shorts."
>3.Outside a radiator repair shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
>4.In a non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on
>fire and take appropriate action."
>5.On a maternity room door: "PUSH, PUSH, PUUUUUSSSSSHHHH!"
>6.On a front door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian EXCEPT THE
>DOG."
>7.At an optometrist's office; "If you don't see what you're looking for,
>you've come to the right place."
>8.On a taxidermist's window "We really know our stuff."
>9.On a butcher's window "Let me meat your needs."
>10.On a fence "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
>11.At a car dealership; "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a
>car
>payment."
>12.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you
>coming."
>13.In a dry cleaner's emporium: "Drop your pants here."
>14.On a desk in a reception area: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the
>2nd
>one just left."
>15.In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
>
>
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James H. Leggett Sr.

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