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From: "Audrea Frizell" <>
Subject: [Lon] non Gen: The Twelve Commandments
Date: Mon, 10 Jul 2000 14:37:04 -0700


I thought the List would enjoy this.
Audrea

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR NAMES:

(1). Thou shalt name your male children: James, John,
Joseph, Josiah, Abel, Richard, Thomas, William

(2) Thou shalt name your female children: Elizabeth, Mary,
Martha, Maria, Sarah, Ida, Virginia, May

(3) Thou shalt leave NO trace of your female children.

(4) Thou shalt, after naming your children from the above
lists, call
them by strange nicknames such as: Ike, Eli, Polly, Dolly,
Sukey ---making them difficult to trace.

(5) Thou shalt NOT use any middle names on any legal
documents or census reports, and only where necessary, you
may use only initials on legal documents.

(6) Thou shalt learn to sign all documents illegibly so that
your surname can be spelled, or misspelled, in various ways:
Hicks, Hicks, Hix, Hixe, Hucks, Kicks

(7) Thou shalt, after no more then 3 generations, make sure
that all
family records are lost, misplaced, burned in a court house
fire, or buried so that NO future trace of them can be
found.

(8) Thou shalt propagate misleading legends, rumors, & vague
innuendo regarding your place origination

(A) you may have come from : England, Ireland, Scotland,
Wales....or
Iran.
(B) you may have American Indian ancestry of the ______
tribe......
(C) You may have descended from one of three brothers that
came over
from ______

(9) Thou shalt leave NO cemetery records, or headstones with
legible
names.

(10) Thou shalt leave NO family Bible with records of birth,
marriages, or deaths.

(11) Thou shalt ALWAYS flip thy name around. If born James
Albert, thou must make all the rest of thy records in the
names of Albert, AJ, JA, AL, Bert, Bart, or Alfred.

(12) Thou must also flip thy parent's names when making
reference to
them, although "Unknown" or a blank line is an acceptable
alternative.



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