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From: "betty boot" <>
Subject: RE: COPS
Date: Sat, 12 Nov 2005 19:20:41 -0500
In-Reply-To: <BAY102-F116CF720F9D4A3E69F979DED580@phx.gbl>

Way to go! Thanks, Betty


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>Subject: COPS
>Date: Sat, 12 Nov 2005 05:01:34 -0500
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>HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
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>George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife
>told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could
>see from the bedroom window.
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>George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there
>were people in the shed stealing things.
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>He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said
>"no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply
>lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
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>George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
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>"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my
>shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot
>them all." Then he hung up.
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>Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
>ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars
>red-handed.
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>One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot
>them!"
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>George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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>(True Story) I LOVE IT...
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