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From: "betty boot" <>
Subject: Re: [MI-CCGS] Fwd: A funny Turkey Story
Date: Sun, 29 Oct 2006 20:28:00 -0500
In-Reply-To: <20061029041734.71057.qmail@web54301.mail.yahoo.com>


Oh dear Helen, Thanks. Betty


>From: Helen Cooper <>
>To: Betty & Richard Bank <>
>CC: Betty Boot <>
>Subject: Fwd: A funny Turkey Story
>Date: Sat, 28 Oct 2006 21:17:34 -0700 (PDT)
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>From: "BETTY BASTIEN" <>
>To: "Marge Cooper" <>,"Wayne Cooper"
><>,<>,<>
>Subject: A funny Turkey Story
>Date: Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:14:13 -0400
> PREGNANT TURKEY
> One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
> traditional feast.
> Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
> She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
> When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed
>the
> stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the turkey, and
>re-stuffed
> the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was
>time
> for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded
>to
> remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she
>reached in
> and pulled out the little bird.
>
> With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,"
>Patricia,
> you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying
>news, my
> sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her
>that
> turkeys lay eggs!
>
> Yep, SHE IS BLONDE!
>

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