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From: "Stacy Smith" <>
Subject: 1852 NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 09:23:14 -0600

Got this from another list. Thought you all might like it:

1852 NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS

TO SOLVE GENEALOGICAL MYSTERIES.


It is New Year's Eve 1852 and Henry Hydenwel sits at his desk by
candlelight. He dips his quill pen in ink and begins to writes his New
Year's resolutions.

1. No man is truly well-educated unless he learns to spell his name at
least three different ways within the same document. I resolve to give the
appearance of being extremely well-educated in the coming year.

2. I resolve to see to it that all of my children will have the same names
that my ancestors have used for six generations in a row.

3. My age is no one's business but my own. I hereby resolve to never list
the same age or birth year twice on any document.

4. I resolve to have each of my children baptized in a different church --
either in a different faith or in a different parish. Every third child
will not be baptized at all or will be baptized by an itinerant minister
who keeps no records.

5. I resolve to move to a new town, new county, or new state at least once
every 10 years -- just before those pesky enumerators come around asking
silly questions.

6. I will make every attempt to reside in counties and towns where no vital
records are maintained or where the courthouse burns down every few years.

7. I resolve to join an obscure religious cult that does not believe in
record keeping or in participating in military service.

8. When the tax collector comes to my door, I'll loan him my pen, which has
been dipped in rapidly fading blue ink.

9. I resolve that if my beloved wife Mary should die, I will marry another
Mary.

10. I resolve not to make a will. Who needs to spend money on a lawyer

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