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From: Ballou Family <>
Subject: [NEBRHeritage-L] TOT -- Children
Date: Sat, 10 Mar 2001 06:04:19 +0000

-- You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and
talk Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.
-- Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.
-- Cleaning your house while your children are still growing is like
clearing the driveway before it has stopped snowing.
-- There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it.
-- Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.
-- I asked Mom if I was a gifted child---- she said they certainly
wouldn't have paid for me.
-- Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every
effort to teach them good manners.
-- Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for
word what you shouldn't have said.
-- The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself
that there are children more awful than your own.
-- We child proofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting in!
-- Be nice to your children. They'll choose your nursing home.

Mike

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