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From: "Joel and Lynn GAzis-SAx" <>
Subject: Warning!! New Virus Spreading Like Wildfire!! Call 911!!
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1999 16:44:34 -0800


This is a humor item (cleared by Yvonne) not a real Virus warning.
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Hi, I'm not forwarding this because I think I have to!!!

WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE!

Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Institute for the Investigation of Irregular
Internet Phenomena announced today that many Internet users are becoming
infected by a new virus that causes them to believe without question
every groundless story, legend, and dire warning that shows up in their
inbox or on their browser. The Gullibility Virus, as it is called,
apparently makes people believe and forward copies of silly hoaxes
relating to cookie recipes, email viruses, taxes on modems, and
get-rich-quick schemes.

"These are not just readers of tabloids or people who buy lottery
tickets based on fortune cookie numbers," a spokesman said. "Most are
otherwise normal people, who would laugh at the same stories if told to
them by a stranger on a street corner." However, once these same people
become infected with the Gullibility Virus, they believe anything they
read on the Internet.

"My immunity to tall tales and bizarre claims is all gone," reported one
weeping victim. "I believe every warning message and sick child story my
friends forward to me, even though most of the messages are anonymous."
Another victim, now in remission, added, "When I first heard about Good
Times, I just accepted it without question. After all, there were dozens
of other recipients on the mail header, so I thought the virus must be
true." It was a long time, the victim said, before she could stand up at
a Hoaxes Anonymous meeting and state, "My name is Jane, and I've been
hoaxed."

Now, however, she is spreading the word. "Challenge and check whatever
you read," she says.

Internet users are urged to examine themselves for symptoms of the
virus, which include the following:
* The willingness to believe improbable stories without thinking;
* The urge to forward multiple copies of such stories to others;
* A lack of desire to take three minutes to check to see if a story is
true.

D.S. is an example of someone recently infected. He told one reporter,
"I read on the Net that the major ingredient in almost all shampoos
makes your hair fall out, so I've stopped using shampoo." When told
about the Gullibility Virus, D.S. said he would stop reading email, so
that he would not become infected. Anyone with symptoms like these is
urged to seek help immediately.

Experts recommend that at the first feelings of gullibility, Internet
users rush to their favorite search engine and look up the item tempting
them to thoughtless credence. Most hoaxes, legends, and tall tales have
been widely discussed and exposed by the Internet community. Courses in
critical thinking are also widely available, and there is online help
from many sources, including:

Dept. of Energy Computer Incident Advisory Capability at
http://ciac.llnl.gov/ciac/CIACHoaxes.html

Symantec Anti Virus Research Center at
http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/index.html

McAfee Associates Virus Hoax List at
http://www.mcafee.com/support/hoax.html

Dr. Solomon's Hoax Page at
http://www.drsolomons.com/vircen/hoax.html

The Urban Legends Web Site at
http://www.urbanlegends.com

Urban Legends Reference Pages at
http://www.snopes.com

Datafellow's Hoax Warnings at
http://www.Europe.Datafellows.com/news/hoax.htm

Lastly, as a public service, Internet users can help stamp out the
Gullibility Virus by sending copies of this message to anyone who
forwards them a hoax. This message is so important, we're sending it
anonymously! Forward it to all your friends right away! Don't think
about it! This is not a chain letter! This story is true! Don't check it
out! This story is so timely, there is no date on it! This story is so
important, we're using lots of exclamation points! For every message you
forward to some unsuspecting person, the Home for the Hopelessly
Gullible will donate ten cents to itself. (If you wonder how the Home
will know you are forwarding these messages all over creation, you're
obviously thinking too much.)

[The dharmabug has not verified any of the above links. Use at your own
risk, like everything on the net....]

http://www.angelfire.com/az/milleniumdad/subscribe.html

Joel GAzis-SAx
http://www.alsirat.com
http://www.notfrisco.com
Politics are usually the executive expression of
human immaturity.
Vera Brittain

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