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From: "Roland Elliott" <>
Subject: Re: (Fwd) Congress Gets Tough!
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1999 07:35:57 -0800


Since some still don't get it ,only a lobotomy will help other wise they
will run off with the Jim Jones of the world.R
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From: Joel and Lynn GAzis-SAx <>
To: <>
Date: Wednesday, January 06, 1999 4 43
Subject: (Fwd) Congress Gets Tough!

WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public
support away from the president, congress today announced it
would begin releasing completely fabricated documents and
videotapes on Monday.

Speaker Newt Gingrich addressed the press at the Capitol this
morning. "We feel that with the release of all the documents from
the Starr Inquisition, and the public still supporting the President,
we need to take further steps in our neverending goal of overturning
the 1992 and 1996 elections.

On Monday morning, we will release a diary of President Clinton's
in which he claims to have had dinner with Adolf Hitler, Ayatollah
Khomeni and Saddam Hussein, and later slept with them in the
Lincoln Bedroom. He also claims in the diary, 'Meat is murder, I
am a communist, Die Capitalist Die!' We will also release a
doctored videotape showing the president strangling a litter
of small kittens."

A CNN/Newsweek poll following the press conference showed a
slight rise in the president's approval rating.

Joel GAzis-SAx
http://www.alsirat.com
http://www.notfrisco.com
Politics are usually the executive expression of
human immaturity.
Vera Brittain

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