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From: "Lou Halsan" <>
Subject: Daily Joke - Lou Halsan
Date: Wed, 27 Feb 2002 10:57:31 -0800


Little Ole was sitting at the kitchen table doing his school
homework. He had a puzzled look on his face as he considered
the assignment that was due--writing an essay about his
origin. He turned to question his mother.

"Mama, vere did Grandma come from?" he asked.

"Da stork brought her, " answered mama Lena.

"And vere did yew come from?" asked Little Ole.

"Da stork brought me, " his mother answered.

"And vere did I come from?" Little Ole inquired.

"Vell, son, da stork brought yew, tew, " mama Lena replied.

With a scowl on his face, Little Ole picked up his pencil,
turned to his school tablet, and began writing his essay:
"Dere have been no natural births in our family for three
yenerations."





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