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From: Rita Hallett <>
Subject: Van Gogh Family Tree (Humor)
Date: Mon, 07 Sep 1998 10:56:24 -0500
Van Gogh Family Tree
After much careful research it has been discovered that the
artist
Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Amoung them were:
His obnoxious brother...............Please Gogh
His dizzy aunt.............................Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes......Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store..Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia.....U Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white...Hue Gogh
The cousin from Illinois.....Chica Gogh
His magician cousin.............Wherediddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin.........Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half brother......Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach.......Wellsfar Gogh
The constipated uncle...................Cant Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt...............Tan Gogh
The bird lover uncle.................Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst..............E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin...............Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking.......Wayto Gogh
The little nephew ..............Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco.............Ahgo Gogh
And his niece who traves the country in a van.........Winnie B.
Gog
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