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From: "Dayna Posey" <>
Subject: I'm my own grandpa
Date: Wed, 17 Jan 2001 21:13:38 -0500

I thought this was very
cute and we could all use a little change...If you think you have hit a brick
wall...TRY TO FIGURE THIS ONE OUT...LOL



Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a
widow who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a
grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with
her, And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my
son-in-law and changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother, for
she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters
worse, although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father of a
bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a
brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle, though it made me
very sad.

For if he was my uncle, then that also made
him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter Who, of course, was
my
step-mother.

Father's wife then had a
son, who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson, for he was
my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
and it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife, she's my
grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother, then I am
her grandchild.
And every time I think of it, it simply drives me
wild.

For now I have become the strangest case you ever
saw.
As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!!



--- Dayna Posey

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