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From: "Joe Buffington" <>
Subject: [PADAUPHI-L] FOR THOS GETTING OLD
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2000 09:34:54 -0700

Som humor for the day.....!!!!!!!!!!Genealogy isn"t everything.....


"> * SOME GREAT THINGS ABOUT GETTING OLD
>
>
> * Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay
off.
>
> * Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
>
> * It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.
>
> * People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
>
> * Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
remember
> them either.
>
> * Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
>
> * Your eyes won't get much worse.
>
> * Things you buy now won't wear out.
>
> * No one expects you to run into a burning building.
>
> * There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
>
> * Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
>
> * In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
>
>

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