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From: "Vee L. Housman" <>
Subject: [PD-LIFE] Biker babes go shoppiing
Date: Fri, 18 Jul 2003 01:03:16 -0400
OK, boys and girls of both lists, I warned you that I might come up with another episode regarding the Walker Race late this evening. I hope you're keeping up with me in this exciting adventure and are breathlessly awaiting the next episode. Trust me there will be more! Stay tuned.
During my phone conversation with Grandma Gertie this evening, we exchanged email addresses and now Gertie, Bertha and I have been exchanging emails between all three of us regarding the Walker Race.
I mentioned to Grandma Gertie the suggestion of our wearing old-timey bathing suits and she pooh poohed it very strongly. Frankly, if it were up to her she would go for the thong look!! However, the three of us agreed that the Biker Babe look would work just as well.
As a result the three of us went in my motor car up to Niagara Falls to shop at the Biker Babe shop. We knew that the three of us looked pretty spiffy inasmuch as Edna at the local beauty parlor had just done our hair in the exact same Senior Citizen style and even though she had done a good job of it, we knew that we would have to get around to telling Edna about the latest fashion statement we wanted to make, the Biker Babe look, that would require a spiky hair do. Frankly, I don't know if Edna can handle that.
We had a problem at the Biker Babe shop inasmuch as the price of leather jackets, leather pants, etc. was more than we could afford even though we had all just cashed our Social Security checks. So we cruised over to the Used Biker Babe Thrift Shop that was run by a charitable organization run by Used Hell's Angels. And wow did we hit pay dirt!!
The three of us got outfitted in leather, fringes and all. Frankly, I had never been into leather before but since everything had been thoroughly broken in before, we all felt comfortable. We even found leather pants with stretch waistbands! Wow!
I had already decided that I would complete my Biker Babe look with my old moldy jungle boots that I had worn on my Amazon Adventure back in 19-ought-73 but the other girls found a great cheap price on Doc Martens 4-buckle boots with metal shin guards! Coollll, and they were already broken in! To top the experience off, one of the Used Hell's Angels clerks even threw in a couple of Odor Eaters for free!
As we hobbled out of the store with our walkers to my motor car, we knew right then and there that we were real BIKER BABES!
However, even as I speak, I sense that there's more to come! Stay tuned in!
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