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From: Bruno <>
Subject: [PA-LAC] Humor: Tough Job
Date: Thu, 01 Jun 2000 21:45:28 -0400

Notice to Employees (Includes Part Time Workers)

SICKNESS
We will no longer accept your doctors statements as proof. We believe if
you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to work.

LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR SURGERY
We are no longer allowing this practice. As long as you are employed
here, you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider
having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything
removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for. Anyone
having perations will be FIRED immediately.

PREGNANCY
In the event of extreme pregnancy, you will be allowed to go to the
first aid room when the pains are FIVE MINTUES apart. IF it is false
labor, you will have to take an hour's leave without pay.

DEATH
This will be accepted as an excuse, BUT we would like two weeks notice,
as we feel it is your duty to teach someone your job.

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