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Subject: Re: [POLAND] [Fwd: AT THE ZOO]
Date: Sun, 19 Aug 2001 21:44:09 EDT

ZOO


This guy went to the zoo one day. While he was standing in front of
the
gorilla's enclosure, a gust of wind blew some grit into his eye. As he
pulled his eyelid down to dislodge the particle, the gorilla went
crazy,
bent open the bars, and beat the hapless fellow senseless.

When the guy came to, the zookeeper was anxiously bending over him,
and as soon as he was able to talk he explained what had happened. The
zookeeper
nodded sagely and explained that in gorilla language, pulling down
your
eyelid meant "F*^# you". The explanation didn't make the gorilla's
victim feel any better, and he vowed revenge.
The next day he bought two large knives, two party hats, two party
horns,
and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried to
the
zoo
and over to the gorilla's cage, into which he tossed a hat, a knive
and
a
party horn. Knowing that the big apes were natural mimics, he put on a
party
hat. The gorilla looked at him, looked at the hat, and put it on. Next
he
picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla picked up the horn and
did
the same. Then the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of
his
pants, and sliced it neatly in two.
The gorilla looked at the knife in his cage, looked at his own
crotch,
and solemnly pulled down his eyelid.

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