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Date: Wed, 1 Dec 2004 09:41:01 EST


Strange Holidays in December

December 3 is National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day(and today, that's a good
thing as its pouring............)

December 4 is Wear Brown Shoes Day( I don't have any brown ones, well, I did
once but that was when I stepped in...................ooooops, guess I cant
say that here)

December 8 is Take It In The Ear Day (and what do death people do?)

December 10 is Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales( pray to St. Theophile
de Whale)

December 12 is National Ding-A-Ling Day( and there is so many of them in the
world, there should be two days worth...................)

December 18 is National Roast Suckling Pig Day(so where's the pig roast?)

December 21 is Look At The Bright Side Day(I wonder if it will be a sunny
day?)

Dec 21 National Flash-light Day,(buy some new batteries or get one of those
new solar powered flashlights............)

Dec 21, National French Fried Shrimp Day, (if they were German fried, that
don't count?)

Dec 21, Hamburger Day(mmmmmmmmmmmm hamburgers.......................where
did White Tower go?)

December 26 is National Whiners Day (may stay home that day unless I want
wet shoulders.....................)

December 28 is Card Playing Day( I had a royal flush in the bathroom one
time................)

Dec 28, National Chocolate Day (dark semi sweet please.................)

December 30 is Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute (at the last
minute the date will be changed..................)

Dec 30 National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day ( burp................)




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