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From: frances Gates Rhodes <>
Subject: Re: [RHODES-L] Forgive me for this one time use of the list
Date: Thu, 16 Nov 2000 12:30:28 -0800
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Thanks for sharing, I would hope that my fellow Rhodeses would have a superior sense of humour and will appreciate your posting. I, personally, loved it!

Frances Gates Rhodes


>VOTING FOR DUMMIES
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>Specifically Designed for Residents of West Palm Beach County, Florida
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>Check the box BENEATH (i.e. below, underneath, at the bottom of) the picture of the candidate who you want to be the next President of the United States. Please check the AL GORE box only.
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> You have chosen George W. Bush. Are you sure you want to vote for George W. Bush? Yes No (I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore)
> You have chosen Al Gore. Great job. Your ability to understand complex voting ballots is a tribute to the national education system.
> You have chosen Pat Buchanan. This candidate is NOT Al Gore. Are you sure you want to vote for Pat Buchanan? Yes No (I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore)
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> If you circled "Yes" above, do you realize that George W. Bush is NOT Al Gore? Yes No (I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore)
> Do you wish to cast a second vote for Al Gore? Yes Yes
> If you circled "Yes" above, do you realize that you are throwing your vote away? Yes No (I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore)
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> You really meant Al Gore, Didnít you? Yes Yes of Course
> How about a third? Yes Yes definitely
> If you circled "Yes" above - you canít be serious, so we will automatically change your vote to Al Gore - we know thatís what you meant.
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>Referendum Vote: Should all votes cast in this election be recast in favor of Al Gore?
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>Opinion Survey: Do you think that the residents of West Palm Beach County, Florida have enough common sense to elect a President of the United States?
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>No Huh?
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I hope I shall always possess firmness and virtue enough
to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles,
the character of the "Honest Man." [OR "Honest Woman."]

-- George Washington


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