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From: Hugh Niven <>
Subject: [SCT-INV] Wacky E-mail
Date: Tue, 08 Oct 2002 18:07:22 -0700

Are the rest of you getting all kinds of e-mails from everyplace under the sun.
I'm getting things from the Armagh-L roots.Places I've never been, people I've never corresponded with. Got one yesterday, It was a girl thanking her father for the idea of putting a plastic bag over her distributor cap. Attachments galore, many full of viruses.
My In Box is a bloody free for all.
I wouldn't mind if this were the dead of winter, and I was exceptionally bored I'd just play along but?

I might as well fill in the rest of this blank space with the following.I know I'm going to hear from the friends of Percy Sugden Association but what the heck.;-)

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And, who was the woman you were with?"
"Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her
reputation."
"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well
tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Kelly?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Liz Shannon?"
"I'm sorry, but I can't name her."
"Was it Cathy Morgan?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy
Shaughnessy,and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot
attend church for three months. Be off with you now."
Tommy walks back to his pew.
His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
Three month's vacation and five good leads," says Tommy

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