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From: Kathy Bates <>
Subject: couldn't resist!
Date: Fri, 13 Feb 1998 11:41:27 -0400


>> > >A recent Scottish immigrant to the USA attends his first baseball game in
>> > >his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring
>> > >run....run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and
>> > >the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick
>> > >accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!"
>> > >
>> > >A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously
>> > >pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya
>> > >bahstard, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter held his swing at
>> > >three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up
>> > >yelling "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!"
>> > >
>> > >All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down
>> > >confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarassment whisper, "He
>> > >doesn't have to run, he's got four balls."
>> > >
>> > >After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and
>> > >screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man!"
>

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