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From: Barry Whitney <>
Subject: Tech Support (fwd)
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1998 09:24:16 -0500 (EST)

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Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1998 01:00:00 -0500
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Subject: Laugh-A-Lot! 11/19/98 - Etch-A-Computer

"Remember, rebooting your brain can be tricky." - Eric Townsend
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~~~ And, it even works in a power outage: ~~~

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
screen. How do I get rid of them?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.

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